carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Buhtt sex?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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