I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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