who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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