so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.