I'm lost and stupid without you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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