so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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