It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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