I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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