i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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