you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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