Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
we have officially lost it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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