if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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