ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Please, let me fuck your mom
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
