Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Are my feet made of real feet?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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