It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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