I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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