I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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