It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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