no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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