Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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