there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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