I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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