I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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