hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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