He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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