I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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