There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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