And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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