oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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