My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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