last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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