they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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