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(703): View more from Virginia

Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello

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(719): View more from Colorado

I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope my margaritas pass through security.

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(240): View more from Maryland

You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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(515): View more from Iowa

you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?

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(206): View more from Washington

Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.

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(734): View more from Michigan

The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Congratulations! We have a period

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