I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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