I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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