Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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