Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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