thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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