My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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