Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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