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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.

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• (925): View more from California

  She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!

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• (716): View more from New York

  please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.

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• (+33): View more from France

  Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.

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