Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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