Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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