Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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