you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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