Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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