awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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