I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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