Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I don't deserve a penis
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Randomize
