shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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