so explain again why im purple
no
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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