i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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