Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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