Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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