Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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