Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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